I’ll take two, please.

I'll take two, please.

A rooster wrote this.

A rooster wrote this.

Can you feel it?

Can you feel it?

*goes postal*

*goes postal*

No woman, no cry.

No woman, no cry.

Let’s not get carried away, birb.

Let's not get carried away, birb.

And you’d like me to think of you as some sort of doctor…?

And you'd like me to think of you as some sort of doctor...?

We already have a Peter, Pete…

We already have a Peter, Pete...

Intense cosplay.

Intense cosplay.

Star Wars knew…

Star Wars knew...

WW1 facial reconstruction, circa 1916.

WW1 facial reconstruction, circa 1916.

I should really stop picking my knose.

I should really stop picking my knose.

News you can use, KHOU 11 News, at Eleven.

News you can use, KHOU 11 News, at Eleven.

It’s got a different cadence to it…

It's got a different cadence to it...

I ship it…

I ship it...
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