Bob Barker frowns upon your style of pet ownership.

Bob Barker frowns upon your style of pet ownership.

I would take a Lamborghini tractor, though.

I would take a Lamborghini tractor, though.

Thank you for your service, Tonya.

Thank you for your service, Tonya.

customer service more like sacrificial pawn… amiright

customer service more like sacrificial pawn... amiright

That damn MacAvoy woman…

That damn MacAvoy woman...

Look’n good hom[e]ie.

Look'n good hom[e]ie.

This is family tradition.

This is family tradition.

I might be a bit touched…

I might be a bit touched...

My pupils… they ain’t coming back.

My pupils... they ain't coming back.

Wax mannequins in a department store melt during a London heat wave, circandle 1930.

Wax mannequins in a department store melt during a London heat wave, circandle 1930.

The robuts are really in to musical notation…

The robuts are really in to musical notation...

We’re pretty well sorted, thanks.

We're pretty well sorted, thanks.

I am empty in side.

I am empty in side.

Am I getting meme’ed on?

Am I getting meme'ed on?

We must debug, deeper.

We must debug, deeper.
Hands+up+everybody%21
Hands up everybody!
Genius+Halloween+costume.
Genius Halloween costume.
Some+people+are+like+clouds%26%238230%3B
Some people are like clouds…
Help+me+break+this+thing%2C+bro.
Help me break this thing, bro.
Join the conversation
Sometimes+a+though+pops+in+my+head%26%238230%3B
Sometimes a though pops in my head…
How+Voldemort+lost+his+nose.
How Voldemort lost his nose.
If+I+left+school.
If I left school.
Pizza+delivery.
Pizza delivery.
Whenever+you%26%238217%3Bre+furious+with+your+parents%26%238230%3B
Whenever you’re furious with your parents…
Cam+spots+real+ghost.
Cam spots real ghost.
Yes%2C+I%26%238217%3Bm+an+introvert.
Yes, I’m an introvert.
Mugged+at+Gunpoint
Mugged at Gunpoint