You can’t keep doing this, Ted.

You can't keep doing this, Ted.

OK dad it’s getting a lil weird now…

OK dad it's getting a lil weird now...

We do live in a simulation.

We do live in a simulation.

Let the cats use cutlary.

Let the cats use cutlary.

*sad kermie noises*

*sad kermie noises*

Shhh…

Shhh...

Beware the arms of Lake Maiden.

Beware the arms of Lake Maiden.

That’s executive material.

That's executive material.

Redundant jewellery is redundant jewellery.

Redundant jewellery is redundant jewellery.

Wow… kids are so neat. – Gato, probably.

Wow... kids are so neat. - Gato, probably.

Just gimme dat charge…

Just gimme dat charge...

I guess I’m a sapiosexual…

I guess I'm a sapiosexual...

The Knights of Columbus doing their best, circa 1988.

The Knights of Columbus doing their best, circa 1988.

…and my vote.

...and my vote.

The machines are learning…

The machines are learning...

via xkcd.com

Dumb+Ways+to+Die.
Dumb Ways to Die.
I+work+at+a+table+factory%26%238230%3B
I work at a table factory…
Newton%26%238217%3Bs+Third+Law+of+Emotion.
Newton’s Third Law of Emotion.
Donutella.
Donutella.
Join the conversation
She%26%238217%3Bs+very+dainty.
She’s very dainty.
Our+Grate+Lord.
Our Grate Lord.
Words.
Words.
The+perfect+martini.
The perfect martini.
He+finally+caught+his+tail%21
He finally caught his tail!
When+I+laugh+at+jokes+on+the+internet
When I laugh at jokes on the internet
I%26%238217%3Bd+rather+have+a+moustache+than+a+baby.
I’d rather have a moustache than a baby.
When+teachers+told+me+Wikipedia+should+not+be+a+source.
When teachers told me Wikipedia should not be a source.