Nobody owes you a smile.

Nobody owes you a smile.

Let the games begin!

Let the games begin!

That box ain’t right… – Doge, probably.

That box ain't right... - Doge, probably.

They’re illusions, Michael…

They're illusions, Michael...

Please support The Cornelius Foundation

Please support The Cornelius Foundation

Roommates are the würst.

Roommates are the würst.

Spooky kites at a distance!

Spooky kites at a distance!

Get this girl a whistle and a job.

Get this girl a whistle and a job.

Gracias homie.

Gracias homie.

Fill’r up!

Fill'r up!

dam[m]it

dam[m]it

It would be California man…

It would be California man...

Cheeky AF Victorian madam, circa 1844.

Cheeky AF Victorian madam, circa 1844.

Government issue hors…

Government issue hors...

Has somebody checked on Rainbow Fish…?

Has somebody checked on Rainbow Fish...?
Dear+God%26%238230%3B
Dear God…
I+must+not+fear.
I must not fear.
THIS+IS+NOT+LASAGNA
THIS IS NOT LASAGNA
The+Mighty+Portuguese+Man-of-War
The Mighty Portuguese Man-of-War
Join the conversation
Michael+Scott+delivers+a+perfect+burn.
Michael Scott delivers a perfect burn.
There+is+no+arguing+with+this.
There is no arguing with this.
Do+it%2C+I+dare+you
Do it, I dare you
The+moment+you+know+I%26%238217%3Bm+your+friend.
The moment you know I’m your friend.
Fun+with+Google.
Fun with Google.
Some+assembly+required%26%238230%3B
Some assembly required…
Hate+when+dogs+do+this
Hate when dogs do this
Had+these+made+after+someone+broke+into+my+Prius+to+%26%238220%3Bsave%26%238221%3B+my+dogs.
Had these made after someone broke into my Prius to “save” my dogs.