no serial killer, ted bundy included, could match wits with me if i really applied by myself instead of binging on oreos

ted bundy oreo

toast and butter is an everyday phase

tweet about toast and butter

how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before

this is how many sides a circle has

how many sides does a circle have

jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!

tumbler about jesus

It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel

Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”

mystery flight image tweet

even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life

image if einstein and his wife

you’re not fooling anyone nasa!

who pooped the bed? sounds like an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode

tea mishap

there is no way the ice cream man didn’t see this person

ice cream man tweet

you know that you know you’ve seen that actor before

text about googling actors

This is really the only acceptable way to watch four hour movies

how to watch long movies tweet

i was without a phone once for 12 hours and it’s amazing how much attention i was able to pay to other things

tweet about watching tv

this is not the car you want to end up behind on the freeway

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