Shrek is bling.

Shrek is bling.

Your time starts… now!

Your time starts... now!

Decent litter box reading.

Decent litter box reading.

Beware the Crocheted Saturn

Beware the Crocheted Saturn

Crisis at the wall.

Crisis at the wall.

You are constantly a polar bear snack.

You are constantly a polar bear snack.

THEY MUST BE HEFTY, circa 1931

THEY MUST BE HEFTY, circa 1931

Won’t somebody please think of the mimes?!

Won't somebody please think of the mimes?!

Bubba GUUUUUUMP

Bubba GUUUUUUMP

9/10 crentists recommend it…

9/10 crentists recommend it...

Pope-pourri

Pope-pourri

CRONCH

CRONCH

Tax season is here…

Tax season is here...

I thought we were buds, bud.

I thought we were buds, bud.

*smirk*

*smirk*
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Let’s hear your best answers
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there’s a lot to unpack here
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honk honk honk honk
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this right here is a big bag of nopes
Join the conversation
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lays miserables
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no one can resist axe body spray
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another day, another tushytantrum
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those poor October babies…
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rough waters ahead
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forecast calls for treats
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swimming for your life
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cuteness overload