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somebody that I used to know

this is true

important advice

did not know dogs had butt cracks

male authors just shouldn’t try to describe women

ready for battle

i read this wrong, too

adding ‘shrek-lookin bag of bitch’ to my insult list

real life battleship

adorable death

who needs therapy when you have marie condo?

iconic work by the species

some people would pay to see this in theaters

i hope it did