I have a chemistry joke but it won’t get a reaction

The goose in me got more confidence than my tiger

Anyone interested?

10 sibling memes that sum up your love/hate relationship

add: sleeping at work counts as overtime

Hope it’s not markers

*:o)

Some introverts deserve an Oscar

Looks like they’re about to drop a song

No, it’s a superpower!

My ‘avoid wet socks’ ballet: pirouette and sauté to grab a towel

It’s a car, not a spa

Sure, they all crush on me

guess I gotta live with it now

Crushing pressure

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Fall chalk art.
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Uncanny, Ron Swanson.
Sith+Ewok.
Sith Ewok.
Hooray+for+procrastination%21
Hooray for procrastination!
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What%26%238217%3Bs+so+grand+about+the+Grand+Canyon%3F
What’s so grand about the Grand Canyon?
Every+freaking+night.
Every freaking night.
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I murdered Dora the Explorer.
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Why does everybody want a white iPhone?
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You don’t have to catch them all…
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I’m a grill baby.
How+to+get+laid.
How to get laid.
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Never leave a kid alone with a laptop…