the only reason to want a boyfriend is for karaoke help, apparently

love is being okay with your partner hiding opossums in the attic

the makers of oreos have no chill

anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face

but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit

i am not the old white man you’re looking for

say aloe to my little friend

I hate how much this step ladder joke made me laugh

another delicious hummuscide

was joining the US military the original squid game?

the law of giants

lets bake cookies and watch documentaries about serial killers together

the big bad wolf is getting smarter everyday. Soon enough the three little pigs will finally fall

the loop continues with no end in sight, only more over-analyzing

easy directions for a cheap modern day viking funeral

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