i always had my suspicions about who keanu reeves really was

your driving test is all about the cones

a very important broadcast is happening in the litter box in 3… 2….1….

The ultimate big wheel. i wanna get that. i wanna get that. i wanna get that!

remember that one time hasbro tried to relate to millenials and it backfired hilariously?

everyone knows the best jokes come from popsicle sticks

sitting on your toilet after coming home from a long vacation is one of the last true pleasures this world has to offer

a more accurate sign has never been made. prove me wrong

qr codes will never run out

metallica says “no” to gatekeeping fans

goblins don’t watch netflix

too old to be getting crushes on people, gonna forge some swords instead

you know you’re real friends when you just send each other the most unhinged content all day long

this is the real problem with letting astrology dictate your relationships

living my dream like there is no tomorrow

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