Evolution is delicious.

Beware the grocery store.

Some might even call it immaculate.

It was worth it. – Cat, probably.

News you can use.

Trust but verify your trash radar.

I am the gato now.

Don’t meep…

9/10 doctors recommend it.

You fell for the classic blunder…

Get starched!

When sand imitates art.

And I took that personally all day.

Damn it feels good to be a gangster.

Do not haggle with the water melon man.