they couldn’t be more different

god bless the usa

he would have gotten away with it too if he hadn’t skipped English class

it’s a competition

it’s the intellectual thing to do

so much for relaxing in hawaii

two sides of the same coin

fun fact

the life of an octopus is wild

he beat the system

there’s a glitch in the matrix

and he’s very happy, too

turns out it wasn’t a miracle, just a hungry pup

i need a friend to give clever nickname to

sometimes dental is included