Please don’t tempt me, lady.

Please don't tempt me, lady.

The electoral college makes ZERO sense…

The electoral college makes ZERO sense...

You just gave the gift of pupper, ma’am.

You just gave the gift of pupper, ma'am.

Vegan man has joined the chat…

Vegan man has joined the chat...

mine³

mine³

Librarians are teople poo, allegedly.

Librarians are teople poo, allegedly.

Where would Dwigt put the got damn grapes, though?

Where would Dwigt put the got damn grapes, though?

🎵 Will the circle, be unbroken 🎶

🎵 Will the circle, be unbroken 🎶

Regular sized chipmunks in ordinary sized chairs eating nuts, probably.

Regular sized chipmunks in ordinary sized chairs eating nuts, probably.

Death cometh from above…

Death cometh from above...

Yeah, Mr/s. Scientist, bitch!

Yeah, Mr/s. Scientist, bitch!

The fire hose covers in Tokyo are neat.

The fire hose covers in Tokyo are neat.

I can’t believe you’ve done such a thing as this.

I can't believe you've done such a thing as this.

Danger yawns.

Danger yawns.

bone apple teat.

bone apple teat.
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lets bake cookies and watch documentaries about serial killers together
the+law+of+giants
the law of giants
i+am+not+the+old+white+man+you%26%238217%3Bre+looking+for
i am not the old white man you’re looking for
dog+humming+%26%238220%3Bin+the+arms+of+an+angel%26%238221%3B+after+the+ultimate+betrayal+by+their+human
dog humming “in the arms of an angel” after the ultimate betrayal by their human
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anything+is+a+ufo+if+you+can%26%238217%3Bt+identify+it+before+it+hits+your+face
anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face
a+real+life+first+attempt+at+drawing+keanu+reeves
a real life first attempt at drawing keanu reeves
there+is+no+right+thing+to+say.+you+just+have+to+yell+and+make+the+situation+as+uncomfortable+as+possible
there is no right thing to say. you just have to yell and make the situation as uncomfortable as possible
the+murderer+is+one+of+the+people+on+this+train+%2Atwirls+mustache%2A
the murderer is one of the people on this train *twirls mustache*
another+delicious+hummuscide
another delicious hummuscide
I+hate+how+much+this+step+ladder+joke+made+me+laugh
I hate how much this step ladder joke made me laugh
put+me+back+in+4th+grade+and+I%26%238217%3Bll+show+you+how+gifted+i+still+am%21
put me back in 4th grade and I’ll show you how gifted i still am!
how+to+manifest+the+winning+lottery+numbers+without+over-buying+tickets
how to manifest the winning lottery numbers without over-buying tickets