bad decisions bagel with cream cheese

I want to be explosively clean

i shouldn’t have laughed at this but i did

stabby the kitten

for when one bottle just isn’t enough

well this is awkward

a legend not based in reality

yes, get your own socks

the calm before the bloodbath

producers made a huge mistake

always doing something wrong, just not sure what

what’s your favorite victorian slang?

i am one with the raccoons mother

just buy oreos, they never let you down

but you can forget to post it to social media and no one will blame you

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