Running to stop the microwave with one second to go..

Running to stop the microwave with one second to go..

I would watch this movie.

I would watch this movie.

My bottom heart beats for you.

My bottom heart beats for you.

And we almost got away with it, too

And we almost got away with it, too

You must always keep the goat afloat.

You must always keep the goat afloat.

What’s the wurst that could happen?

What's the wurst that could happen?

The Harvest Mouse

The Harvest Mouse

via deanmason.wow

Christmas morning is gonna be lit.

Christmas morning is gonna be lit.

Checks out!

Checks out!

45 minutes is relative.

45 minutes is relative.

Get this lady a forklift.

Get this lady a forklift.

Mean Girls reboot.

Mean Girls reboot.

May the Force be with them.

May the Force be with them.

This reads like a parks and rec episode…

This reads like a parks and rec episode...

Crocodile Dundy meeting the Queen, circa 1985.

Crocodile Dundy meeting the Queen, circa 1985.
Get+the+bone+rattler%26%238230%3B
Get the bone rattler…
h+o+n+k
h o n k
Chinese+Muslims+against+ethnic+genocide.
Chinese Muslims against ethnic genocide.
None+of+this+guess+who+stuff%26%238230%3B+ladies.
None of this guess who stuff… ladies.
Join the conversation
One+PhD+to+rule+them+all%2C+Doctor.
One PhD to rule them all, Doctor.
The+many+faces+of+Lady+Brassica.
The many faces of Lady Brassica.
3985+year+old+rock+art+painted+by+the+Wandjinas+people.
3985 year old rock art painted by the Wandjinas people.
Let+him+%2ACRONCH%2A
Let him *CRONCH*
WEE+WOO+WEE+WOO+WEE+WOO++%26%238211%3B+Patrick+Star%2C+probably.
WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO – Patrick Star, probably.
Sir+Terry+Pratchett+of+Starmetal
Sir Terry Pratchett of Starmetal
Oh+yeeeeeaaaaa.+Snap+in+to+a+slim+Jim.
Oh yeeeeeaaaaa. Snap in to a slim Jim.
Vintage+litter+shaming+in+Times+Square%2C+roundabout+1955.
Vintage litter shaming in Times Square, roundabout 1955.