Let’s avocuddle, sometime

Let's avocuddle, sometime

What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

What is a

soory not soory

soory not soory

… with a louisville slugger

... with a louisville slugger

eat, sleep, ignore, repeat

eat, sleep, ignore, repeat

gator melted like ice cream

gator melted like ice cream

please send help

please send help

the biggest little pupper in the park

the biggest little pupper in the park

Hoo-rah!

Hoo-rah!

I like my popcorn with melted stonehenge poured over it

I like my popcorn with melted stonehenge poured over it

good thing i packed tortilla chips!

good thing i packed tortilla chips!

The cheeps

The cheeps

… in the pros’ column

... in the pros' column

The scent of love

The scent of love

Nope. I’m moo-ving out

Nope. I'm moo-ving out
Rack+em+up.
Rack em up.
Opening+The+Cookie+Jar
Opening The Cookie Jar
Many+moons+ago+I+watched+this+show.
Many moons ago I watched this show.
Let+me+show+you+something+you%26%238217%3Bve+never+seen+before
Let me show you something you’ve never seen before
Join the conversation
Man+celebrating+vote+to+repeal+Obamacare+learns+he+is+on+Obamacare.
Man celebrating vote to repeal Obamacare learns he is on Obamacare.
The+thing+about+being+tall%26%238230%3B
The thing about being tall…
I+am+the+one+with+the+force
I am the one with the force
Sea+puppers.
Sea puppers.
That%26%238217%3Bs+sexist%21
That’s sexist!
Accurate
Accurate
You%26%238217%3Bre+gonna+be+a+star+kid%21
You’re gonna be a star kid!
If+only+nature+could+provide+some+packaging+for+oranges+so+that+we+didn%26%238217%3Bt+have+to+waste+plastic.
If only nature could provide some packaging for oranges so that we didn’t have to waste plastic.