My vet uses the word “dense” It hurts less

Winning imaginary arguments against the shampoo bottles

Outdoor dining has never been so aerodynamic

I don’t need a therapist, I need Sarah

Just waiting for the boss fight music to stop

I am definitely Hubris today

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You won’t be arrested, but you’ll be haunted

My plans? Existing in fabulous silence

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That bun is staring into my soul

“I’m an open book.” The book:

I have 40 dollars and a giant bird

Zero calories, zero caffeine, zero purpose

I have never been more ready for a task

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