welcome to eau de nope

thank you for not letting me al dente

please define “career”

i don’t overthink, i overwiggle

ma’am, that’s a no-bite buffet

sir, please un-wall

nice point. anyway, vroom

i scream

i’d fall… for you

one confetti popper

ink gains, paper pains

4yo wanted cake, got a whole era

mcsass

bad place, good boi

“ate a vegetable”

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