screenpeaking

he sees you while you’re sleeping…

the roots of the problem

hooked on a feline

man’s best fiend

accountable sheep

mattrhiss

homesteady

rooting for you

face value

pro log

serversighed

con-texter

ray hiss-terio

crunch time

Have+a+sit%2C+human%26%238230%3B
Have a sit, human…
When+I+get+an+A+and+ruin+the+curve+for+everyone+else%26%238230%3B
When I get an A and ruin the curve for everyone else…
Albert+Einstein%26%238217%3Bs+cat%21
Albert Einstein’s cat!
Batman+clothes+hangers.
Batman clothes hangers.
Join the conversation
Weapon+of+mass+creativity.
Weapon of mass creativity.
How+babies+are+made.
How babies are made.
You+suck+at+brushing+your+teeth.
You suck at brushing your teeth.
The+happiest+dog+ever.
The happiest dog ever.
Circular+reasoning.
Circular reasoning.
I%26%238217%3Bve+learned+so+much+from+people+who+never+existed.
I’ve learned so much from people who never existed.
Finals+week.
Finals week.
You+should+not+have+come+here%2C+human.
You should not have come here, human.