“I was promised a carrot”

Motivation: Infinite

ginkgos were here before it was cool

Five minutes of sleep is five too many

The bullies of the bird kingdom

I’m not anti-social, I’m pro-solitude

My soul is tired, not my face

Even the smile is a 100% match

Lord of the Treats

Every word is a polished diamond

Silence is golden, but my playlist is platinum

The most aggressive chef in all of Paris

50% tremble, 50% hate, 100% alpha

The Al Dente Americano

Moove over, there’s a new favorite pet

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