if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

perfect casting?

the reverse hero’s journey

get bit by These walking dead memes because the show became the zombie it was trying to survive

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

they said the perfect christmas tree doesn’t ex—

i can never show my face in public again

so warm and cozy

baby faced swamp witch

marriage isn’t for everyone

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line