Susan, you’ll want to sit down for this…

I. AM. BUOYANCY.

I. AM. BUOYANCY.

I wonder what he did…

Let them teach…

Dallas is having a complex…

Dallas is having a complex...

The blade of love.

I’ve been a Twitter bot my whole life…

I hate [two week] goodbyes…

I hate [two week] goodbyes...

Bet he won’t make that mistake twice…

Always trust quick maths…

Forbidden cookie…

Be aware of the cloakman.

Just tech interviews…

Majestic cock fighting.

Late Victorian mountaineers cross a crev[ass]e in the Alps, circa 1900.