The secret to being a pretty good parent…

The secret to being a pretty good parent...

Invest in the long con.

Invest in the long con.

The only known pyramid capstone.

The only known pyramid capstone.

We were hoping you would give us the answer we wanted… – Maybe Kim, probably.

We were hoping you would give us the answer we wanted... - Maybe Kim, probably.

McDonald’s themed deck has the queen holding the burger… for reasons.

McDonald's themed deck has the queen holding the burger... for reasons.

Quick maths is slow to pay off.

Quick maths is slow to pay off.

Doesn’t matter, still nommed.

Doesn't matter, still nommed.

You done good, furry one.

You done good, furry one.

How about them apples?

How about them apples?

Just look at it, would ya.

Just look at it, would ya.

Teaching, lately.

Teaching, lately.

1967ish

1967ish

Jesus H…

Jesus H...

I’ve seen this episode…

I've seen this episode...

Works about a quarter of the time, every time.

Works about a quarter of the time, every time.
Dogs+are+cooler+than+kids%2C+prove+me+wrong.
Dogs are cooler than kids, prove me wrong.
Shakespeare+had+a+way+with+words.
Shakespeare had a way with words.
Early+warning+system+activated
Early warning system activated
Igloo+igloo+has+a+nice+ring+to+it.
Igloo igloo has a nice ring to it.
Join the conversation
Susan%2C+could+you+get+your+beast+under+control%3F
Susan, could you get your beast under control?
You+know+what+you%26%238217%3Bre+here+for%26%238230%3B
You know what you’re here for…
Order+of+operations+is+important%2C+according+to+my+dear+aunt+Sally.
Order of operations is important, according to my dear aunt Sally.
I+shall+commence+looking+both+ways.
I shall commence looking both ways.
A+mother%26%238217%3Bs+concern+is+never+far.
A mother’s concern is never far.
Round+and+round+and+round+we+go%2C+as+the+circus+does.
Round and round and round we go, as the circus does.
%28pssst.+extra+pineapple%29
(pssst. extra pineapple)
May+May+people+through+the+ages.
May May people through the ages.