*bites apple*

*bites apple*

Sincerely, Vlad…

Sincerely, Vlad...

I’m in stage potato, personally.

I'm in stage potato, personally.

Viking weddings are almost as lit as their funerals.

Viking weddings are almost as lit as their funerals.

Diggy diggy hole, bitch.

Diggy diggy hole, bitch.

Good luck out there.

Good luck out there.

And now… WE DANCE

And now... WE DANCE

oui oui, we must inflict the tasty pain.

oui oui, we must inflict the tasty pain.

Dolla dolla bills recovered from The Titanic, allegedly.

Dolla dolla bills recovered from The Titanic, allegedly.

The case of the missing bagel…

The case of the missing bagel...

The Muppets visit the set of Hogwarts, circa 1980.

The Muppets visit the set of Hogwarts, circa 1980.

The tree was there first.

The tree was there first.

Kelly is all of us.

Kelly is all of us.

Ahh yes… the duke of Calves.

Ahh yes... the duke of Calves.

The NHL has a sense of humour, allegedly.

The NHL has a sense of humour, allegedly.
I+could+embroider+this+poetry.
I could embroider this poetry.
%2Asends+him+more+money%2A+%26%238211%3B+Somebody%26%238217%3Bs+gran%2C+probably.
*sends him more money* – Somebody’s gran, probably.
This+sea+slug+can+go+without+eating+for+nine+months+because+it+can+supplementarily+photosynthesize.
This sea slug can go without eating for nine months because it can supplementarily photosynthesize.
I%26%238217%3Bm+up%2C+you%26%238217%3Bre+up.
I’m up, you’re up.
Join the conversation
Update+released+by+Best+Korea+state+media+showing+dear+leader+alive+and+well.
Update released by Best Korea state media showing dear leader alive and well.
TRANSFORMER+TIME
TRANSFORMER TIME
Elijah+Wood+is+long+on+turnips.
Elijah Wood is long on turnips.
That+didn%26%238217%3Bt+really+%5Bpersonal%5D+pan+out+for+him%2C+did+it%3F
That didn’t really [personal] pan out for him, did it?
I%26%238217%3Bm+quite+the+polyglot.
I’m quite the polyglot.
Birds+visiting+humans+stuck+in+cages.
Birds visiting humans stuck in cages.
Mandy+Patinkin+appreciates+the+gift+of+life.+%5B1%3A12%5D
Mandy Patinkin appreciates the gift of life. [1:12]
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+give+the+pigeons+enough+credit.
We don’t give the pigeons enough credit.