It’s just a glitch, probably.

Nine months to change a life, even.

The Canadians are getting flustered.

a diet Coke, also…

This is an easy win to start things off.

MOMMA

Just in case there was any confusion.

The shadow raspberries march at dawn…

Duuuude… Sweet! What does mine say?

As it turns out, women are very observant…

As it turns out, women are very observant...

Do you even shower, bro?

You is kind, you is smart, you is important.

Getting prepped for 2021.

Ahh, to be a frog.

What a time to be alive.