700 years old and still standing

he finally got to have fun at his job

not the hero we wanted, but the hero we need

he’s lived through every injury

chucks forever

once you see it, you can’t unsee it

life hack

try saying that five times fast!

a good place to sit

they really hate the moon

the name’s mittens, murder mittens

nothing is more romantic than getting on one knee while the waiter brings you more breadsticks

the hard part about divorce no one warns you about

he’s better at drawing then i’ll ever be

they’ll definitely grow back

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