Now that’s what I call a good boy.

Spring Has arrived

Ma’am are you trying to illegally import this salami?

An example to us all.

AHHHHHIIII do not want to live on this planet any longer.

Feed the people.

Pick your news gently.

Life is a hamster ball.

Pass the marinara, won’t you?

Enjoy the wee ones.

It’s killing me to pretend to be interested in my child.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me [updated]

Never go 100 percent good boy.

A man protesting Maryland’s sodomy law, circa 1985.

And my war cry shall be… ALE-ALE-JANDRO!