Let’s do this, gang.

My precious…

You might wonder what your tax dollars are used for…

This plastic cup was thrown into the sea circa 1976.

Do you want trust issues? Because this is how you get trust issues…

The Richards go in boxes, the gatos go in bowls.

Social distancing level 439932.

The Presidential State Car is a heavily modified $1.5M Cadillac One to transport our Dear Leader. It is known as The Beast.

The swords have names.

The swords have names.

It takes all kinds…?

Dating rocket scientists can be challenging.

Yikes, bud.

The children are not garbage.

You can’t BS a BS’er.

Hrmmmm. This does makes a frog suspicious…