Sucks to be Farquad.

Sucks to be Farquad.

That’s just movie magic, baby…

That's just movie magic, baby...

Thanks, Leroy…

Thanks, Leroy...

Hippopotami don’t give a single damn.

Hippopotami don't give a single damn.

Hot bean water.

Hot bean water.

I was once a carrot…

I was once a carrot...

One tea to rule them all.

One tea to rule them all.

Love thy neighbor.

Love thy neighbor.

Canada Revenue Agency 2020 Tax Manual

Canada Revenue Agency 2020 Tax Manual

Tonight, we dance.

Tonight, we dance.

It’s a danger noodle, Christopher.

It's a danger noodle, Christopher.

Three legs, four feet, 16 fingers, two functional penises. Meet Frank Lentini.

Three legs, four feet, 16 fingers, two functional penises. Meet Frank Lentini.

Someone gato.

Someone gato.

Oh Neigh you didn’t.

Oh Neigh you didn't.

Clever girl.

Clever girl.
The+heart+of+accused+vampire+Auguste+Delagrange.+He+was+said+to+have+killed+more+than+40+people+in+the+1900%26%238217%3Bs
The heart of accused vampire Auguste Delagrange. He was said to have killed more than 40 people in the 1900’s
Have+a+great+day%21
Have a great day!
Flawless+landing
Flawless landing
It%26%238217%3Bs+high+time+you+backed+off.
It’s high time you backed off.
Join the conversation
%2Aweeps+obnoxiously%2A
*weeps obnoxiously*
Welcoming+new+converts
Welcoming new converts
Prince+Charles+and+Princess+Diana+on+vacation+in+Bahamas%2C+1982.
Prince Charles and Princess Diana on vacation in Bahamas, 1982.
Wait+for+it
Wait for it
As+big+a+red+flag+as+I%26%238217%3Bve+ever+seen
As big a red flag as I’ve ever seen
Darth+Vader+toothpick+dispenser
Darth Vader toothpick dispenser
PSA+from+the+DEA
PSA from the DEA
How+long+does+an+owl+live%3F
How long does an owl live?