NASCAR has officially leveled up. Boy bye.

You sure you want to do this with the camera rolling?

‘¦’¦’¦open the gate

A man named Sue bought a kitten, circa 1985.

Progress isn’t always linear, son.

The potions are bending the genders…

The potions are bending the genders...

Damn, Bertram! Not bad for a whale.

Oompa, loompa, doom-pa-dee-do I have another disaster for you…

OK now do [yo]uranus.

The Tits are evolving…

A Tusken Raiders spin off? I would watch it.

Good work, tall boi.

How To Train Your Dragon (to blow bubbles)

News flash there has always been better coffee, regardless.

The signature f Helen Keller