The Soviets trained dogs to blow up tanks. They only blew up Soviet tanks…

This sums up the problem nicely.

I would read this book.

A village on the Niger River in Africa was losing villagers at such a rapid rate they had to call in the Army to hunt down the culprit: a 22-foot, 2500-pound crocodile.

Gravestone of the Quija Board inventor Elijah Bond. Talk soon, sweet prince.

JUS ENJOYIN THE GREAT OUTDOORS

JUS ENJOYIN THE GREAT OUTDOORS

A protesters sign during the AIDS pandemic, circa 1985

To cucumber is to human.

Sending complaints to police unions be like…

That shit ends with me – Louisville, KY, circa 2020

v o t e

Too soon to revisit arming the teachers?

We call it the toe crusher.

We call it the toe crusher.

Say hello to the saddest man in Saudi Arabia.

Well, it was worth a try.