*best toots*

*best toots*

When Sprinkles is trained by the mob…

When Sprinkles is trained by the mob...

Pelicans are defiantly aliens.

Pelicans are defiantly aliens.Pelicans are defiantly aliens.

You have something in your hair… ma’am.

You have something in your hair... ma'am.

Fight the good fight.

Fight the good fight.

it calls for thee.

it calls for thee.

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Take the red macaroon, Neo.

Take the red macaroon, Neo.

White House unveils Presidential Portrait

White House unveils Presidential Portrait

This causes trust issues.

This causes trust issues.

Feed the bees.

Feed the bees.

Today I learned Mike Tyson owns a SpaceX car.

Today I learned Mike Tyson owns a SpaceX car.

The most suspect looking technician at the SpaceX/NASA private/public partnership launch… *insert evile laughter*

The most suspect looking technician at the SpaceX/NASA private/public partnership launch... *insert evile laughter*

Thanks, Obama.

Thanks, Obama.

This guy has impeccable blood pressure.

This guy has impeccable blood pressure.

Miss Idaho, circa 1935.

Miss Idaho, circa 1935.
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Pass…
Why+I%26%238217%3Bm+single
Why I’m single
Just+realized%26%238230%3B
Just realized…
The+Hypocrite+Diaries
The Hypocrite Diaries
Join the conversation
LIFE+according+to+The+Simpsons.
LIFE according to The Simpsons.
Slow+down%21
Slow down!
Did+I+won%3F
Did I won?
Before+you+kiss+a+boy
Before you kiss a boy
Oh+Cooper.+You+never+judge+me
Oh Cooper. You never judge me
Such+angry+elves
Such angry elves
Before+Batman
Before Batman
Bye+bye+bees
Bye bye bees