just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood

oh no is an understatement

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

ice cream coneception

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

dead batteries free of charge

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

Just one of the obvious differences between video games and real life