Beware the tit.

The Big Bang Theory did it first?

No back out at checkout, Madre.

Ashlyn is being a reasonable human right now.

PSA: Not every person has your best interest in mind right now.

Amen, then…

Could you not, Helen?!

United we stand, though.

Words.

You can’t just be doing that, bud.

There’s always money in the banana stand…

A tangible show of gratitude.

You weren’t supposed to do that!

*sad Chuck noises*

Even the cats got face masks during the Spanish Flu epidemic, circa 1920.