Won’t somebody please think of the pigeons?!

Won't somebody please think of the pigeons?!

art is low latency.

art is low latency.

*places a call to the FTC*

*places a call to the FTC*

Not sure what they’re going on about… honestly.

Not sure what they're going on about... honestly.

Do your thing, Michigan. Science demands a control group.

Do your thing, Michigan. Science demands a control group.

Good[Rx] App Update

Good[Rx] App Update

Budgeting for thee, etc.

Budgeting for thee, etc.

Sir Patrick Stewart playing a very serious game of chess with his foster puppo.

Sir Patrick Stewart playing a very serious game of chess with his foster puppo.

Words

Words

Take the W.

Take the W.

Get this kid a certificate of participation.

Get this kid a certificate of participation.

The bird is the word.

The bird is the word.

He paid his dues.

He paid his dues.

Circa 1920s monkey mask vibes.

Circa 1920s monkey mask vibes.

Some say it’s still jiggling to this day…

Some say it's still jiggling to this day...
You+miss+one+hundred+percent+of+the+shots+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+take.
You miss one hundred percent of the shots you don’t take.
It+all+ends+here.
It all ends here.
One+step+at+a+time.
One step at a time.
Stop+with+the+snow+stuff%26%238230%3B
Stop with the snow stuff…
Join the conversation
Just+the+Chinese+army+mobilizing+around+Hong+Kong%26%238230%3B+nothing+to+see+here%2C+avert+your+eyes%2C+etc.
Just the Chinese army mobilizing around Hong Kong… nothing to see here, avert your eyes, etc.
Grateful+for+this+food.
Grateful for this food.
%2APolitical+tweeting+intensifies%2A
*Political tweeting intensifies*
For+the+cats.
For the cats.
Words.
Words.
Will+need+a+large+yard%2C+preferably+a+castle+with+a+princess.
Will need a large yard, preferably a castle with a princess.
Tale+as+old+as+time%26%238230%3B
Tale as old as time…
Don%26%238217%3Bt+mess+with+the+library+staff%26%238230%3B
Don’t mess with the library staff…