How does one wake up from the Matrix, exactly?

How does one wake up from the Matrix, exactly?

Unicorns are less magical in real life…

Unicorns are less magical in real life...

Shrek is god, indeed.

Shrek is god, indeed.

The ducks are free at national parks this weekend.

The ducks are free at national parks this weekend.

Blow me. – Bouquet, probably.

Blow me. - Bouquet, probably.

Just a matter of paperwork, brother.

Just a matter of paperwork, brother.

Works about a quarter of the time.

Works about a quarter of the time.

Do you even floss…?

Do you even floss...?

The transition is complete…

The transition is complete...

You said you weren’t hungry, babe.

You said you weren't hungry, babe.

Care for pre-toad.

Care for pre-toad.

Delete the interwebs!

Delete the interwebs!

The taters were fecking RAWWW

The taters were fecking RAWWW

We’ve made a huge misteak in the name of wellness.

We've made a huge misteak in the name of wellness.

Snipper no snipping!

Snipper no snipping!
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