‘Bank Teller asked me to take it off. She Just laughed.’ – Actual bank robber, probably.

In best Taiwan you can buy Lego that you can safely step on.

In best Taiwan you can buy Lego that you can safely step on.

Yet another muggle loving Weasley.

OK but what about the gig workers?

Dad jokes…

Pandemics are for poetry.

All hail the one true Tiger King.

This is how snails dispense their loved ones.

Newborns were given tiny face shields at a hospital in Bangkok, Thailand. What a time to be alive..

I could climb this pinnacle.

99.92 percent effective against the invisible enemy.

So long and thanks for all the oil…

The briefings will continue until morale improves…

Simpsons quarantined first?

Strum, my darlings.