i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too

and now I can’t look to my left

what is this sorcery

who has it worse?

i really want a donut now

i wonder what its property taxes cost

committing this to memory

committing this to memory

brain is broken

don’t drink milk and drive

it’s not too late

i ride it on the parade route

there’s always a next time

she has entered the endgame

a true american patriot

I think i’m hilarious

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