Disperse the produce.

You weren’t supposed to do that!

Quarantine me here with a few good books… please.

Desperate times call for desperate measures (with wings…)

Didn’t he get the memo? No such virus in Russia…

Be a good traveler, if you must be a traveler.

Hell hath no fury like a pigeon scorned.

How to break your brain in under 27 characters.

The Man, The Myth, The Antibody Legend…

The ultimate clap.

Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match, find me a find, catch me a catch…

The Maskening.

Isolation journal: day 54

PSA: Action Required

Standard issue Karen gets wrecked by management.