This is the tank we needed.

Ready to roll out…

*gets chlamydia…*

Texas aquarium shows a sloth to the dolphins.

This man sells.

It’s Britney, bitch.

It's Britney, bitch.

9/11 only killed 3,000 people, so…

The things we put up with for silence.

When wearing a face mask for extended periods of time. Sew a button to a headband to keep from destroying your ears. Pass it on.

Grapefruits are called grapefruits because they grow in clusters like grapes…

Bubble warfare!

Beware the tit.

The Big Bang Theory did it first?

No back out at checkout, Madre.

Ashlyn is being a reasonable human right now.