Find someone whom looks at you the way kitty looks at pizza.

Toddlers are pretty OK at putting groceries away.

Toddlers are pretty OK at putting groceries away.

Cash.

Bzzzzzzzap.

What more do you want from me, father?

The physics check out.

The physics check out.

The moon is a goldfish.

Stay safe out there, Nigeria.

SnooooooooooooOOOOOOOP

Proper frolic form, 10/10.

Consent is good practice.

Consent is good practice.

Why do I even try…

Start the paperwork, Ms. Daily.

Start the paperwork, Ms. Daily.

I divorce you.

Hyyyyuck.