Gene is good people.

I was not invited back…

Charlene, you can work here as long as you want…

Charlene, you can work here as long as you want...

5,500 year old shoe preserved by sheep dung and low humidity.

Feed the people.

Yeah but at least we’re not Canada… amiright?

Projectors are a beautiful thing.

Sniper Team Doggo

That’s not the proper use of a semi-colon; though.

Look at me, brother.

There are cheaper lawyers

Opportunity fattens the goose.

Respect the provenance

IKEA bolts down their toilets to stop people from pooping in the showrooms.

IKEA bolts down their toilets to stop people from pooping in the showrooms.

Don’t mind me, he sighed.