she’s full of lies and nuggets

give me mars!

left with depression and cat gifs

smells like genius… and melted wire

90% chance of flying bins

root cause? me. always me.

momming: the ultimate sea-soned sport

instant lava simulator

anxiety’s finally paying the bills

Criminal Nicknametics

cat-puccino

interstellar, but also very useful

Valhalla’s first carton crusader

me, myself, and meow

emotional baggage? he eats that

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