my love language is wriggle

from lion king to king kong

10/10 personality, -3/10 jawline

goodnight saga ends with keanu

stressed spelled backwards is desserts

i’m just the store mascot

bamboo-zled the world

judge now, nap immediately after

ghosted my budget, again

philosophy degree, now on spotify

Never-ending casual Friday

deadliest weapon: double knit

kids’ clothes sized by moon phases

destruction set to lullaby music

mctrapped

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