The cord of Achilles

We didn’t start the fire; it was always burning since the world’s been turning…

Bean is the objective.

Toilet Trivia for the [m]asses.

War of the Worlds

Alexa, activate bork.

That hat placement really worked out…

The latest in iPhone and iPhone accessories.

The future seems nice.

The future of country music.

Dark was the night cold was the ground…

Seems like a fair and equitable exchange to me.

*Insert Ninja Turtle catch phrase here*

The Dad Network is large.

Well, he’s clearly a maniac.