The prophesy speaks of this…

The prophesy speaks of this...

Via Eugene Mirman

This is a good description of what marriage is like.

This is a good description of what marriage is like.

It could happen.

It could happen.

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Happy voting!

Happy voting!

I mean, yeah.

I mean, yeah.

Me at 20 VS Jennifer Aniston at 50

Me at 20 VS Jennifer Aniston at 50

Had to get over some pride issues… ready for help now.

Had to get over some pride issues... ready for help now.

Abandon ship?

Abandon ship?

This sounds like a win, win, win situation.

This sounds like a win, win, win situation.

Starbucks serves ale.

Starbucks serves ale.

Bless you, smol child.

Bless you, smol child.

The LGBT sandwich is pretty good.

The LGBT sandwich is pretty good.

Work hard and play your cards right; You could be President some day.

Work hard and play your cards right; You could be President some day.

Still looks better than the latest rough draft.

Still looks better than the latest rough draft.

*creates the Church of England*

*creates the Church of England*
Timmy+Testosterone+only+on+Nick+%40+nite+after+hours.
Timmy Testosterone only on Nick @ nite after hours.
T+R+A+N+S+F+O+R+M+A+T+I+O+N
T R A N S F O R M A T I O N
You+say+technicality%2C+I+say+tonchnocoloty.
You say technicality, I say tonchnocoloty.
It+really+is+exactly+like+that%26%238230%3B
It really is exactly like that…
Join the conversation
Tonight%2C+we+fight.
Tonight, we fight.
Kittens+in+bananas+are+missing+their+pajamas.
Kittens in bananas are missing their pajamas.
Flip+a+coin%2C+Bertie.
Flip a coin, Bertie.
Life%2C+potentially.
Life, potentially.
Fauci+do+that.
Fauci do that.
We%26%238217%3Bre+gonna+need+another+sign%2C+Bob.
We’re gonna need another sign, Bob.
Check+out+my+new+RAM+Truck%26%238230%3B
Check out my new RAM Truck…
Get+ya%26%238217%3B+nails+did%2C+darling.
Get ya’ nails did, darling.