a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

pandas are the slowest creators of chaos known to humankind

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

Paul Rudd isn’t just a superhero in the movies!

dead batteries free of charge

Just one of the obvious differences between video games and real life

if you ever need to distract a guy, just ask him this simple question

when you really want to let someone know you like them, throw a piano

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.