A man called Fred.

A man called Fred.

Don’t you dare violate my lunar rights.

Don't you dare violate my lunar rights.

The last Qantas 747 flight draws its Patronus before it retired from duty.

The last Qantas 747 flight draws its Patronus before it retired from duty.

WWJD?

WWJD?

A blessing on your head, mazel tov!

A blessing on your head, mazel tov!

Bah [will] ram you.

Bah [will] ram you.

A proper pigeon would not have bothered to take out a classified ad.

A proper pigeon would not have bothered to take out a classified ad.

She’s a keeper…

She's a keeper...

A little space, bruv?

A little space, bruv?

But my cake looks like an actual briefcase…

But my cake looks like an actual briefcase...

Somebody get this kid some Methylphenidate…

Somebody get this kid some Methylphenidate...

It’s a step in the right direction and I applaud the endeavor.

It's a step in the right direction and I applaud the endeavor.

Uplift significant others with consistency.

Uplift significant others with consistency.

It’s not a runny nose, Carol, it’s just drip.

It's not a runny nose, Carol, it's just drip.

Hot tubs can be for the bears, too.

Hot tubs can be for the bears, too.
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