There should be leash laws for kids?

There should be leash laws for kids?

Grandma’s first pumpkin spice latte was named Bob.

Grandma's first pumpkin spice latte was named Bob.

Taking 5,000 ducks for a walk to the local pond.

Taking 5,000 ducks for a walk to the local pond.

I can only take so much prodding…

I can only take so much prodding...

How to evict yourself from the planet.

How to evict yourself from the planet.

Got a souvenir from the museum… #dadjokes

Got a souvenir from the museum... #dadjokes

Elephants thing you’re cute, at least…

Elephants thing you're cute, at least...

That’s a lovely name, is it biblical?

That's a lovely name, is it biblical?

Bread alignment chart

Bread alignment chart

No matter; Ben had a time machine.

No matter; Ben had a time machine.

When the candy bin keeps calling your name…

When the candy bin keeps calling your name...

Humans being good.

Humans being good.

A pirates life for me.

A pirates life for me.

‘Excuse me, sir.’

'Excuse me, sir.'

Goddammit Brenda.

Goddammit Brenda.
Albert+eats+for+free.
Albert eats for free.
You+can+touch%2C+actually.
You can touch, actually.
I+fear+we+are+all+casualties+of+war.
I fear we are all casualties of war.
Everything%26%238217%3Bs+J+E+S+U+S+in+Texas.
Everything’s J E S U S in Texas.
Join the conversation
Where%26%238217%3Bs+my+Yellow+5%3F
Where’s my Yellow 5?
We%26%238217%3Bll+get+%26%238217%3Bem+next+year%26%238230%3B
We’ll get ’em next year…
The+origin+sorry.
The origin sorry.
Jim+Carrey+does+the+best+joking.
Jim Carrey does the best joking.
Not+in+these+parts%26%238230%3B
Not in these parts…
I+could+wear+this+t-shirt.
I could wear this t-shirt.
This+is+how+turtles+wear+pants%2C+apparently.
This is how turtles wear pants, apparently.
High+IQ+dealers%26%238230%3B
High IQ dealers…