mood: side-eye, full throttle

social battery: charge with pizza slices

shampoo: now 90% unicorn essence

silent but buoyant

meowfia boss on litter patrol

culinary masochism

masking level: origami

if i fits, i devour

A Postimpressionist Wave

i cast confusion!

we graduated from Google Translate Academy

wet nose, slick tail, no guilt

barklord of eternal doom and zoomies

Picasso called, said “that’s too weird”

ears set to parmesan frequency

i+hope+his+tongue+goes+bleppy
i hope his tongue goes bleppy
wait+till+they+get+my+telegraph+line
wait till they get my telegraph line
will+you+be+ma+pardner%3F
will you be ma pardner?
man+i+hate+getting+that+dream
man i hate getting that dream
Join the conversation
Poor+kids%26%238230%3B
Poor kids…
the+equivelant+now+is%3A+%26%238220%3Bit%26%238217%3Bs+on+another+streaming+service%26%238221%3B
the equivelant now is: “it’s on another streaming service”
10+Images+that+Show+Kids+Don%26%238217%3Bt+Quite+Understand+the+World+Yet
10 Images that Show Kids Don’t Quite Understand the World Yet
the+phases+of+cat+ownership
the phases of cat ownership
%26%238220%3Bidk+why+you+want+this+but+ok%26%238221%3B
“idk why you want this but ok”
10+Hilarious+Design+Fails
10 Hilarious Design Fails
Filing+that+away
Filing that away
your+did+it%21
your did it!