just walk on them. the pavement is lava, if you step on it you die

lets bake cookies and watch documentaries about serial killers together

bilbo was a very wise hobbit indeed

the big bad wolf is getting smarter everyday. Soon enough the three little pigs will finally fall

say aloe to my little friend

the makers of oreos have no chill

another delicious hummuscide

a real life first attempt at drawing keanu reeves

the flux capacitor can only handle so much

i am not the old white man you’re looking for

the only reason to want a boyfriend is for karaoke help, apparently

planking isn’t for everybody