witching hour

nailing the date

crappy situation

guess I’m a psychopath

creature consistency

putting the “AI” in “fail”

calloused cookie consumption

“reject all”

10 Funny Dog Memes to get you Howling

thanks for the suggestions, amazon

kids are cruel

1899 coke looks amazing

retail therapy

how to come up with fantasy names:

the mom of the party

love+at+first+sight
love at first sight
never+throw+out+a+perfectly+good+ziploc+bag
never throw out a perfectly good ziploc bag
why+do+babies+always+look+possessed+on+baby+monitors%3F
why do babies always look possessed on baby monitors?
explosive+sugar
explosive sugar
Join the conversation
ghost+broccoli
ghost broccoli
sleep+like+a+bear
sleep like a bear
taking+care+of+a+kid+in+a+horror+movie
taking care of a kid in a horror movie
riding+shotgun
riding shotgun
you+know+you%26%238217%3Bre+a+historian+if%26%238230%3B
you know you’re a historian if…
pretty+bird
pretty bird
why+it%26%238217%3Bs+called+pizza
why it’s called pizza
medusa+objectifies+people
medusa objectifies people