tour de france any%

man, I was 10 years ahead!

seems phishy to me

the last straw

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where liars lie

peckish progeny

“one lay’s more…”

nautical namesake

lampshading love

touting timeliness

pops passout

unseen ream of sean bean obscene esteem

patient patience

alarming rate

Protect+betty+white+at+all+costs
Protect betty white at all costs
no+punishment+should+be+this+cruel
no punishment should be this cruel
if+you%26%238217%3Bre+tall+enough+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+even+need+a+step+stool
if you’re tall enough you don’t even need a step stool
did+he+super+size+it%3F
did he super size it?
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this+is+adorable
this is adorable
i+believe+it
i believe it
i+scream%2C+you+scream%2C+we+all+scream
i scream, you scream, we all scream
it+fits+the+doggo
it fits the doggo
it%26%238217%3Bs+a+malaphor
it’s a malaphor
Darth+Vader+is+such+a+sentimental+sap%21
Darth Vader is such a sentimental sap!
Out+of+the+ground+they+rose.+What+was+your+dumbest+belief%3F
Out of the ground they rose. What was your dumbest belief?
they%26%238217%3Bre+both+full+of+shit
they’re both full of shit