jamba jab

skipping small talk

crashing comfort

careful caring

same goes with Guy here

friendship felony

rigid regimen

bothered author

going ape with bananas

parallel play

this mf right here

hairy situation

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scorching snooze

This+hospital+lets+a+sick+boy%26%238217%3Bs+dog+in+to+give+him+unconditional+comfort.
This hospital lets a sick boy’s dog in to give him unconditional comfort.
What+did+he+think+needed+to+happen+for+him+to+be+king%3F%21
What did he think needed to happen for him to be king?!
Statue+of+Liberty+as+of+this+morning
Statue of Liberty as of this morning
The+Pros+And+Cons+of+Dating+A+Programmer
The Pros And Cons of Dating A Programmer
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When+your+friend+wins+the+big+race+and+gets+to+leave%2C+but+you%26%238217%3Bre+stuck+as+Gardulla%26%238217%3Bs+slave
When your friend wins the big race and gets to leave, but you’re stuck as Gardulla’s slave
How+does+it+feel+to+be+the+same+sex+as+Rosie+O%26%238217%3BDonnel%3F
How does it feel to be the same sex as Rosie O’Donnel?
Lessons+from+dad
Lessons from dad
Words
Words
If+that%26%238217%3Bs+not+sucess%2C+I+don%26%238217%3Bt+know+what+is.
If that’s not sucess, I don’t know what is.
Step+back.+Put+it+into+perspective.+This+is+how+we+solve+problems+now.
Step back. Put it into perspective. This is how we solve problems now.
The+Problem+With+Marketing%2FCapitalism+Or+Something
The Problem With Marketing/Capitalism Or Something
The+Walk+of+Shame
The Walk of Shame